Monday, August 28, 2006

what i've learned

What I learned from Watching Snakes on a Plane:

  • snakes go crazy if you spray pheromones on laes or anything for that matter
  • learn karate
  • to protect your mouth from a snake's poisonous venom, swish olive oil around in your mouth, then swallow some
  • if you're the designated "jerk" in the movie, you will be killed by whatever creature is named in the title, and it will probably be the grossest scene
  • small dogs make great decoys

2 Comments:

At 9:55 AM, Blogger Benj said...

Thanks for passing along this knowledge.

 
At 11:33 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

What I have learned from your blog (and already suspected) is that I will never see Snakes on a Plane. Thanks for the insider info.

 

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