awkward moments with my boss

1. Today. I was in one of the other principal's offices playing with this voice projection toy. I had switched it to "robot voice." I had my back to the door, and right at my boss walked in I talked loudly into the projection toy, "I'm a kitty cat, REEOOW!"

2. A few weeks after I was hired. I was doing a lot of twirling at this time, especially in the elevators. I was checking the mail and rode down the elevator twirling my heart out. I stopped right when it got to the 1st floor. As the doors opened I stumbled out (I was very dizzy) only to find my boss waiting to get on. I swore that I had not been drinking.

3. The week I kept up with Clarence the spider. There was this spider that I noticed on the outside of a very large hallway window. On my way to the bathroom I would take a moment to look at his web and his markings. This one day I was standing on the window sill part looking up at the spider and I had my hand raised to block some of the light from the sun. My boss walked out of the restroom only to hear me say, "Well hello there Clarence. Looks like you have a good lunch today."