Something that caught me off guard today and made me laugh:

One of my co-workers was standing by my desk looking at this holiday magazine called Goodies from Goodman. She folded the magazine and showed me a picture of a gift basket with wine and other lavish items. Then she started looking at the page again and with excitement exclaimed, "YAY!! They have smoked SEMEN!!!" I blinked several times and looked at her puzzled but on the verge of laughing. "Semen?" I questioned, "Smoked?" She let out a gasp and corrected herself, "NO SALMON. SALMON!!!!"