Today I saw one of the most incredible mullets I've ever seen...on a woman. A lady who works for this courier service came in to pick up a package to deliver to one of our clients. She (we'll call her Louise) walked in and I immediately noticed her short hair and neatly trimmed sides. As "Louise" picked up the package and turned, I slowly rose from my seat to capture all of the glory of this mullet. Her hair cascaded down past her waist resting on the curve of her back. I was paralyzed. Bleached blond highlights streaked like long racing stripes down her back. "Wow," I muttered under my breath.